Trump Promises ‘Sun-Blotting’ If Not Exonerated And Reinstated As President By April 7th
Leuterers Field Desk, Green Bay, Wisconsin Prior to a rally in Green Bay, Wisconsin today, Former President Trump, the presumptive GOP nominee for…
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Trump Announces MAGA Blood Purification Act – Only He Will Be Allowed To Impregnate American Women
Leuterers Politics Desk, Washington, D.C. Former President Trump today announced the GOP’s first official platform position in the 2024 Presidential Campaign Season. Following…
Biden Announces Free Trauma Counseling Services For Tesla Bulls
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C. Moments ago, President Biden announced a free government service to help Tesla Bulls deal with the trauma surrounding…
Musk Announces New Features On The X App – “Ident-A-Jew” and “Ident-A-Lib”
Leuterers Business Desk – New York, NY Elon Musk today announced the addition of new features to the X social media app. Said…
Musk On X – “X Is Pleased To Announce A Site Moderation Partnership With TASS”
Leuterers Business Desk – New York, NY Elon Musk today announced a strategic partnership with Russian State-Run News Service TASS. Musk explained in…
Oregon Governor To Open Free Grief Counseling Clinics For Duck Fans After Devastating Loss To Washington
Leuterers Sports Desk, Seattle, WA In a press conference concluded moments ago, Oregon Governor Tina Kotek announced the following: “Today’s punishing, bruising, and…
Wall Street To Nix Charts From Daily Trading – Claims Retail Gains Damaging The Industry
Leuterers Financial Desk, New York, NY Wall Street Spokesperson Marena Delacroix Abernathy-Jones announced today that Wall Street will no longer supply real-time trading…
Scalise Wins GOP Speaker Nomination – Promises To Bypass Trump And Take His Orders Directly From Putin
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C Majority Leader Steve Scalise, R-LA, has been chosen by GOP lawmakers to be their nominee for the vacant…
Trump Endorses Ted Nugent For House Speaker Position
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C. Twice impeached, four-time felony indicted, court of law avowed rapist, conman, and fraudster, former President Trump has officially…