Oregon Governor Brown Declares State of Emergency in Duck Nation
Following this evening’s soul crushing defeat of the 9-1 Oregon Ducks at the hands of the 7-3 Utah Utes, Oregon Governor Kate Brown declared…
Trump and Cruz Slam Big Bird Over Stance on Covid Vaccination – “He’s A Loser Bird From A Failing Kids Program”
Big Bird announced he had a sore wing and he was a little tired after receiving a Covid 19 vaccine shot. Donald Trump…
JFK, Jr. Apologizes To QAnon Supporters – “I Had To Cover A Shift At Church’s Chicken”
The hopes of hundreds of followers of the quack prophet Q were dashed on Tuesday when JFK Jr was a no show at…
Detroit Lions Sold-Plan To Relocate To Sultan, Washington
The Detroit Lions (0-8) have been sold to a nail salon owner in the small Pacific Northwest town of Sultan, Washington. The team…
Trump Invites Himself To World Series – Claims Mexico Is Paying For His Hot Dogs
Major League Baseball refuted former president Donald Trump’s claim he was invited to a recent World Series game in Atlanta. The commissioner released…
President Biden Gets Lost In Corn Maze
President Biden gave the world a scare after getting lost in what he thought was a corn maze. Biden wandered away from an…
Clown Union President Threatens 2024 Presidential Run
Clown union president Joe “Curly” Elliot announced he is considering a run for the White House in 2024. Speaking live on MSNBC’s Morning…
Trump Calls Dalai Lama “Bald, Little Loser”
During a MAGA,A (Make America Great Again, Again) rally yesterday Donald Trump responded to the story we reported recently regarding the possibility of a…
DNC In Talks With Dalai Lama To Head 2024 Ticket Against Trump
In a press conference earlier today Democratic National Committee Spokesperson Shanika Devon Bernstein-Gomez announced the beginning of talks with the Dalai Lama. Bernstein-Gomez…