CEO of DeathStar Holdings, Inc. Speaks Out on GME and AMC – “We Will Crush Them”
In an exclusive Leuterers interview J.P. Palpatine III, the CEO of Wall Street’s most notorious hedge fund, DeathStar Holdings, Inc. said, “Listen here,…
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Cruz Claims it Was Evil Twin Todd Cruz Who Supported Trump
Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) announced today he had just broken free from the basement in his Crawford, Texas home. In an exclusive Leuterers…
Trump Responds to Mob Attack on Capitol – “It Wasn’t me, It Was Don Jr.”
Outgoing President Trump today responded to yesterday’s mob attack on the nation’s Capitol Building perpetrated by those who attended his speaking event just…
Ted Cruz Poised to Overtake Mitch McConnell as Second Most Despised Man in America
Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) today made clear his intention to challenge fellow Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) for the role of Second Most Despised…
Sidney Powell Releases Kraken – Fashion World Cringes as Unprepared Reporters Turned Into Stone
Earlier today noted conspiracy theorist Sidney Powell, along with her recently pardoned service parrot Michael Flynn, fulfilled her promise to Trump supporters to…
Trump to Sign Stimulus Bill if Russia Hacker Aid Included
Earlier today in an exclusive Leuterers interview outgoing President Trump said, “I’m the greatest president ever. I’ll sign a stimulus package but only…
Trump Announces “Bigger Big One”
In an exclusive Leuterers interview President Trump said he will be signing an executive order later today. Trump said, “This is bigger than…
Biden to Pack SCOTUS with The Squad and All Their Twitter Followers
“We’re going to the table with the idea of adding 2.4 million seats on the Supreme Court. All proposed nominees will be Twitter…
Local Man Sees Banana Display – Epiphany Follows
Redmond, Washington man Todd Barker recently experienced a profound epiphany when seeing a banana display in a Kirkland, Washington Trader Joe’s grocery store….