Laura Loomer At Top Of Trump’s List To Replace Ayatollah
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C. President Trump has named Laura Loomer as his current first choice for Supreme Leader of Iran, replacing the…
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Antifa Menace Continues Campaign Of Terror In Portland – Hegseth Considering Air Assault
Leuterers Regional Desk, Redmond, WA Leuterers ace field reporter, Tumbleweed Jack Smith, yesterday braved the war zone of Portland, Oregon to file this…
Trump Admin To Issue Option Stamps – Lutnick – “We Want To Help Struggling Traders Suffering From Biden Economy After-Effects”
Leuterers Market Desk, New York, NY In a surprise announcement this morning, Secretary of Commerce Howard Lutnick, stated the following in a press…
Wall Street To Secede From New York
Leuterers Financial Desk, New York, NY Wall Street spokesperson Roger “Biff” Elmsworth-Abernathy today announced that the world’s financial center would secede from the…
Bondi Lays Out Emergency Measures – Mandatory Prison Sentences For Shorting Tesla And/Or Hurting Musk’s Feelings
Leuterers Legal Desk, Washington, D.C. In a press conference earlier today US Attorney General Pam Bondi announced emergency measures to deal with Tesla’s…
Trump Adds Little Old Ladies To List Of Protesters To Arrest
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C. Earlier today, President Trump added to his tweet of yesterday in which he threatened to begin arresting and…
Trump Vance Musk Meet – Address Horses’ Asses Allegations
Leuterers Campaign Desk, Tempe, AZ Earlier today, Donald Trump, JD Vance, and Elon Musk appeared in a press conference to address allegations of…
Super Micro’s Charles Liang Comes Clean On Late 10-K – Dog Ate The Report
Leuterers Market Desk, Palo Alto, CA Charles Liang, the CEO of embattled AI high-flyer company Supermicro Computer, Inc. (NASDAQ-SMCI), held a press conference…
Stocktwits Bears Forecast – Market Crash Is Imminent
Leuterers Market Desk, New York, NY Wall Street traders are getting no sleep tonight as leading market analysts on social media site Stocktwits…