NFL Hopes To Boost Ratings – Adding German Javelin Throwers To The Game
Leuterers Sports Desk: Chicago, IL The National Football League has announced the addition of German Javelin Throwers to its 2023 season in a…
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Latest SCOTUS Draft Leak – Thomas Put On Waivers, Kavanaugh and Coney-Barrett To Be Traded
Washington D.C. Leuterers News Service has obtained exclusive access to a second Draft leak from the Supreme Court of the United States of…
NFL Plans To Boost Revenues And Viewership By Adding Lions To The Game
The National Football League has announced it will be adding lions to the game in a bid to boost viewer ratings after two…
Oregon Governor Brown Declares State of Emergency in Duck Nation
Following this evening’s soul crushing defeat of the 9-1 Oregon Ducks at the hands of the 7-3 Utah Utes, Oregon Governor Kate Brown declared…
Detroit Lions Sold-Plan To Relocate To Sultan, Washington
The Detroit Lions (0-8) have been sold to a nail salon owner in the small Pacific Northwest town of Sultan, Washington. The team…
Trump Invites Himself To World Series – Claims Mexico Is Paying For His Hot Dogs
Major League Baseball refuted former president Donald Trump’s claim he was invited to a recent World Series game in Atlanta. The commissioner released…
Governor Brown Orders Duck Fans To Stay Inside
Governor Kate Brown ordered Oregon Duck fans to shelter in place tonight saying, “Please don’t show your faces in public. You lost to…
Duck Fans Undergo Radical Electro-Shock Therapy to Erase Memory of Loss to Beavers
Twenty six year old Shane Johnson, an Oregon Football fan, sat recently for an interview with Leuterers Sports Editor Tiger Jones. Johnson is…
Governor Urges Duck Fans, “Please Stay Inside”
Governor Kate Brown ramped up her warnings toward University of Oregon Duck Fans. In a statement released early this morning she said, “Please,…