Latest SCOTUS Draft Leak – Thomas Put On Waivers, Kavanaugh and Coney-Barrett To Be Traded
Washington D.C. Leuterers News Service has obtained exclusive access to a second Draft leak from the Supreme Court of the United States of…
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Wall Street Feels Bad – Decides To Return Money To Newby Options Traders
Leuterers News Service Business Desk: Wall Street announced today that it will return money lost by retail investors new to options trading. Stated…
Marshall Was To Declare Law – Says Marjorie Taylor-Greene
The press office of Congressional Representative Marjorie Taylor-Greene, in clarifying her written statements, has announced that it was Marshall Dillon who she was…
Pinocchio Endorses Kevin McCarthy
In a press conference earlier today Pinocchio offered Kevin McCarthy his endorsement saying, “I stand with House Minority Leader McCarthy and offer my…
Mr. Ed Withdraws Marjorie Taylor Greene Endorsement
High profile talking horse, Mr. Ed, has withdrawn his endorsement of Marjorie Taylor Greene, the Congressional Representative from Georgia’s 14th District. In a…
Seattle’s KOMO News To Step Up Its Game – Now Bringing On 6th Graders To Write And Edit Copy
Seattle media outlet KOMO News today announced a major shift in improving its online content. In a press release KOMO Vice President of…
Democrats Introduce ‘Don’t Say DeSantis’ Bill
Congressional Democrats today unveiled their ‘Don’t Say DeSantis’ bill. The legislation, if passed, would create a law requiring all citizens to immediately cease…
Worst Of Easter Rumors Prove True – Large Chocolate Bunnies Abused In Factory
For years rumors of terrible things occurring behind the scenes have cast a pall on one of children’s most treasured holidays, Easter. Tragically,…
VR Developers Offer Putin Virtual World To Attack And Destroy
Leuterers Business Desk, Palo Alto, CA: Leading virtual reality developers from Meta, Google, VironIT, Unity, and others have joined together to create a…