Laura Loomer At Top Of Trump’s List To Replace Ayatollah
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C. President Trump has named Laura Loomer as his current first choice for Supreme Leader of Iran, replacing the…
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Antifa Menace Continues Campaign Of Terror In Portland – Hegseth Considering Air Assault
Leuterers Regional Desk, Redmond, WA Leuterers ace field reporter, Tumbleweed Jack Smith, yesterday braved the war zone of Portland, Oregon to file this…
Trump Admin To Issue Option Stamps – Lutnick – “We Want To Help Struggling Traders Suffering From Biden Economy After-Effects”
Leuterers Market Desk, New York, NY In a surprise announcement this morning, Secretary of Commerce Howard Lutnick, stated the following in a press…
Wall Street To Secede From New York
Leuterers Financial Desk, New York, NY Wall Street spokesperson Roger “Biff” Elmsworth-Abernathy today announced that the world’s financial center would secede from the…
Bondi Lays Out Emergency Measures – Mandatory Prison Sentences For Shorting Tesla And/Or Hurting Musk’s Feelings
Leuterers Legal Desk, Washington, D.C. In a press conference earlier today US Attorney General Pam Bondi announced emergency measures to deal with Tesla’s…
Trump Adds Little Old Ladies To List Of Protesters To Arrest
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C. Earlier today, President Trump added to his tweet of yesterday in which he threatened to begin arresting and…
Trump Reveals Controversial Five-Tier Fast Track Immigration Plan
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C. In a bold move already generating significant buzz, President Donald Trump unveiled his new Gold Card immigration initiative…
MSNBC Host Joe Scarborough Shocks Viewers With Exit And Trump Support Revelation
Leuterers National Desk, New York, NY In a surprising turn of events this morning, MSNBC host Joe Scarborough abruptly walked off the set…
Bobby Kennedy Jr. Outlines Controversial Mandate As Trump’s New Minister of Health
In a surprising address following his anticipated appointment as Minister of Health and Vaccine Czar, Bobby Kennedy laid out a bold and controversial…