Biden Signs Executive Order Declaring a National Kenny Loggins Day
President Joe Biden today signed executive order number 4367. The order declared February 5, 2021 shall be designated “National Kenny Loggins Day.” In…
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CEO of DeathStar Holdings, Inc. Speaks Out on GME and AMC – “We Will Crush Them”
In an exclusive Leuterers interview J.P. Palpatine III, the CEO of Wall Street’s most notorious hedge fund, DeathStar Holdings, Inc. said, “Listen here,…
Cruz Claims it Was Evil Twin Todd Cruz Who Supported Trump
Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) announced today he had just broken free from the basement in his Crawford, Texas home. In an exclusive Leuterers…
Giuliani to Crawl Back Under Rock From Which he Emerged
Trump lead stooge Rudy Giuliani will soon be retreating to his hideout located underneath a giant rock. The rock is located in a…
Trump Responds to Mob Attack on Capitol – “It Wasn’t me, It Was Don Jr.”
Outgoing President Trump today responded to yesterday’s mob attack on the nation’s Capitol Building perpetrated by those who attended his speaking event just…
Trump Claims “It Was A Phony Phone Call”
On Sunday Donald Trump claimed his phone call to Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger was a big prank. In an exclusive Leuterers…
Ted Cruz Poised to Overtake Mitch McConnell as Second Most Despised Man in America
Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) today made clear his intention to challenge fellow Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) for the role of Second Most Despised…
Trump Pardons Ivan The Terrible
Earlier today President Trump released yet another wave of pardons which included the first Russian Tsar Ivan IV Vasilyevich who is better known…
Biden Receives Vaccine – Has Meeting With Pony
A cloud of doubt hangs over the potential side effects of the Pfizer Covid-19 vaccine. President-Elect Joe Biden was seen meeting with a…