215 Pound Trump Shoots 67 – Betters Phil Mickelson By Seven Strokes
Donald Trump turned in a secret sauce smudged, Diet Coke smeared score card in a recent tournament at his Bedminster golf club in New…
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Trump Addresses 14th Amendment, Section 3 – “Its Very Weak, Very Low Rated”
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C. Former President Donald Trump has released a statement regarding the increasingly discussed Section 3 of the Constitution’s 14th…
Trump Looks To Soften Image – Will Re-Brand To “Trumpy-The Friendly President”
Leuterers Politics Desk, Washington, D.C. The Trump 2024 Campaign chief spokesperson, Helga von Irenmahden – bearing a striking resemblance to Kimberly Guilfoyle –…
Cruz Sends Barbie Doll To Tijuana For Illegal Surgery
Senator Ted Cruz, speaking in front of a group of right wing extremists on the Capitol Steps in Washington said, “I don’t like…
DeSantis Seeks Indictment – Dumps Bottle of Soap In Fountain
Presidential hopeful Ron DeSantis was briefly detained in Des Moines, Iowa Tuesday by two security guards at the Jordan Creek Town Center shopping…
Lauren Boebert Opens As Favorite In Scheduled Cage Fight With Marjorie Taylor Greene
Leuterers Sports Desk, Las Vegas, NV Las Vegas oddsmakers have opened the betting line at +140 for Lauren Boebert in her upcoming cat…
Recent Poll Suggests Trump Losing Some Support From Morons But Retains Strong Lead Among Imbeciles
Leuterers Political Desk, Washington D.C. In a recently released ACME/Leuterers Poll twice impeached and twice indicted former president Donald Trump is shown to…
AI Generated Mayor of Miami Announces GOP Bid For President
Leuterers National Desk, Washington D.C. Miami Mayor Frances Suarez today announced his candidacy for president running on the GOP ticket. Mayor Suarez is…
Tough Road Ahead For Smith in US v. Trump – Trump Plans To Mount “Greatest Witch-Hunt And Hoax Of All Time Super-Defense”
Leuterers National Desk, Washington D.C: Special Prosecutor Jack Smith today released the details of the 37 count indictment of former President Donald J….