Wall Street To Secede From New York
Leuterers Financial Desk, New York, NY Wall Street spokesperson Roger “Biff” Elmsworth-Abernathy today announced that the world’s financial center would secede from the…
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Bondi Lays Out Emergency Measures – Mandatory Prison Sentences For Shorting Tesla And/Or Hurting Musk’s Feelings
Leuterers Legal Desk, Washington, D.C. In a press conference earlier today US Attorney General Pam Bondi announced emergency measures to deal with Tesla’s…
Trump Adds Little Old Ladies To List Of Protesters To Arrest
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C. Earlier today, President Trump added to his tweet of yesterday in which he threatened to begin arresting and…
Trump Reveals Controversial Five-Tier Fast Track Immigration Plan
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C. In a bold move already generating significant buzz, President Donald Trump unveiled his new Gold Card immigration initiative…
MSNBC Host Joe Scarborough Shocks Viewers With Exit And Trump Support Revelation
Leuterers National Desk, New York, NY In a surprising turn of events this morning, MSNBC host Joe Scarborough abruptly walked off the set…
Bobby Kennedy Jr. Outlines Controversial Mandate As Trump’s New Minister of Health
In a surprising address following his anticipated appointment as Minister of Health and Vaccine Czar, Bobby Kennedy laid out a bold and controversial…
Trump Vance Musk Meet – Address Horses’ Asses Allegations
Leuterers Campaign Desk, Tempe, AZ Earlier today, Donald Trump, JD Vance, and Elon Musk appeared in a press conference to address allegations of…
Super Micro’s Charles Liang Comes Clean On Late 10-K – Dog Ate The Report
Leuterers Market Desk, Palo Alto, CA Charles Liang, the CEO of embattled AI high-flyer company Supermicro Computer, Inc. (NASDAQ-SMCI), held a press conference…
Couple Spends Afternoon in Downtown Seattle And Live To Tell Their Story
Leuterers Local Desk, Seattle, WA Eunice and Gregory Kaputnick recently embarked on a day trip to downtown Seattle. They strolled from the Westlake…