Redmond Heron Speaks Out – Offers Dire Warning to Humanity
Leuterers Regional Desk, Redmond, WA The Redmond Heron, of the species Ardios Herodias/ Great Blue Heron, a long respected and very reclusive member…
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Trump Doodles On Rubio With A Sharpie
Leuterers National Desk, Washington D.C President Donald Trump recently completed a doodle session on Secretary of State Marco Rubio, witnesses said, using a…
Arkansas Governor Attends Town Hall Wearing Pizza Hut Tablecloth
Leuterers Regional Desk, Little Rock, AR Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders was photographed Saturday night wearing what appeared to be a Pizza Hut…
Laura Loomer At Top Of Trump’s List To Replace Ayatollah
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C. President Trump has named Laura Loomer as his current first choice for Supreme Leader of Iran, replacing the…
Antifa Menace Continues Campaign Of Terror In Portland – Hegseth Considering Air Assault
Leuterers Regional Desk, Redmond, WA Leuterers ace field reporter, Tumbleweed Jack Smith, yesterday braved the war zone of Portland, Oregon to file this…
Trump Admin To Issue Option Stamps – Lutnick – “We Want To Help Struggling Traders Suffering From Biden Economy After-Effects”
Leuterers Market Desk, New York, NY In a surprise announcement this morning, Secretary of Commerce Howard Lutnick, stated the following in a press…
Wall Street To Secede From New York
Leuterers Financial Desk, New York, NY Wall Street spokesperson Roger “Biff” Elmsworth-Abernathy today announced that the world’s financial center would secede from the…
Bondi Lays Out Emergency Measures – Mandatory Prison Sentences For Shorting Tesla And/Or Hurting Musk’s Feelings
Leuterers Legal Desk, Washington, D.C. In a press conference earlier today US Attorney General Pam Bondi announced emergency measures to deal with Tesla’s…
Trump Adds Little Old Ladies To List Of Protesters To Arrest
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C. Earlier today, President Trump added to his tweet of yesterday in which he threatened to begin arresting and…