Elon Apologizes – Tesla Rises Pre-Market
Leuterers Business Desk, Palo Alto, CA: In an early morning Twitter Spaces conference with shareholders, Tesla CEO Elon Musk has apologized for his…
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Obama Birth Certificate Finally Unveiled
Leuterers International Desk: In a shocking revelation today, former President Barack Obama stated in a press conference held in Stockholm, Sweden that he…
Elon Musk Explains Tesla Share Price Collapse
Leuterers Business Desk: In a Twitter Spaces interview today Elon Musk addressed the issue of the recent and rapid decline of Tesla’s share…
Latest SCOTUS Draft Leak – Thomas Put On Waivers, Kavanaugh and Coney-Barrett To Be Traded
Washington D.C. Leuterers News Service has obtained exclusive access to a second Draft leak from the Supreme Court of the United States of…
Wall Street Feels Bad – Decides To Return Money To Newbie Options Traders
Leuterers Business Desk, New York, NY Wall Street announced today that it will return money lost by retail investors new to options trading….
Marshall Was To Declare Law – Says Marjorie Taylor-Greene
The press office of Congressional Representative Marjorie Taylor-Greene, in clarifying her written statements, has announced that it was Marshall Dillon who she was…
Pinocchio Endorses Kevin McCarthy
In a press conference earlier today Pinocchio offered Kevin McCarthy his endorsement saying, “I stand with House Minority Leader McCarthy and offer my…
Mr. Ed Withdraws Marjorie Taylor Greene Endorsement
High profile talking horse, Mr. Ed, has withdrawn his endorsement of Marjorie Taylor Greene, the Congressional Representative from Georgia’s 14th District. In a…
Seattle’s KOMO News To Step Up Its Game – Now Bringing On 6th Graders To Write And Edit Copy
Seattle media outlet KOMO News today announced a major shift in improving its online content. In a press release KOMO Vice President of…