Elon Musk To Buy World – Regulators Divided On Plan
Tesla founder Elon Musk earlier today announced his plans to buy the world. Musk stated in a tweet, “Following my purchase of Mars…
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Trump Calls On Putin For Presidential Reinstatement
Palm Beach, Florida: Earlier today during an interview on the Real American Voice broadcast network former President Trump appealed to Russian Dictator and…
Putin Decries Western Criticisms – Says Russia Is A Freedom Loving Country
Earlier today Russian President for Life, Vladimir Putin addressed the world at a special United Nations Security Council meeting. Putin spoke via zoom…
“Tramp, I said. Take Me To Tramp, not Trump!” – Lady and The Thomas’-gate Scandal Deepens
Los Angeles, California Renowned Hollywood Canine Star, Nanine Laurentia Garnier – better known by her stage name of Lady – has been returned…
Trump Files Lawsuit Against Hillary Clinton, The DNC, 81 Million Americans Who Voted For Biden
Ex-President Donald Trump has filed a sweeping lawsuit against Hillary Clinton, The DNC, and all Americans who voted for Biden. The lawsuit also…
Good News For American Morons – Belarus Lays Out Welcome Mat
Mill Valley, California man Evan Neumann, evading the FBI on charges related to his violent attacks on police officers at the Capitol Building…
NFL Plans To Boost Revenues And Viewership By Adding Lions To The Game
The National Football League has announced it will be adding lions to the game in a bid to boost viewer ratings after two…
DNC In Talks With Dalai Lama To Head 2024 Ticket Against Trump
In a press conference earlier today Democratic National Committee Spokesperson Shanika Devon Bernstein-Gomez announced the beginning of talks with the Dalai Lama. Bernstein-Gomez…
F. Lee Bailey To Represent Steve Bannon – Will Plead Innocent By Reason Of Being A Moron
Disgraced and disbarred former attorney F. Lee Bailey, who represented Patty Hearst and moronic murderer O.J. Simpson, will be representing Steve Bannon in…