Donald Trump turned in a secret sauce smudged, Diet Coke smeared score card in a recent tournament at his Bedminster golf club in New Jersey. When asked by tournament officials to decipher the illegible card Trump was overheard claiming, “It’s a 67, and I weigh 215 pounds.”
Two Secret Service agents then coughed into their hands and seemed to be muttering unintelligible words.
Trump, visibly displeased by the interruption, continued on with, “If Trump says it, it’s true. I am a great athlete. I shot a 67, seven strokes better than Mickelson. I’m strong, very strong, stronger than Mickelson.”