Leuterers Sports Desk, Las Vegas, NV
Las Vegas oddsmakers have opened the betting line at +140 for Lauren Boebert in her upcoming cat fight with Marjorie Taylor Greene. Vegas boxing expert Tony “Boom Boom” Castagonito-Horowitz said, “Boebert is an animal. I’ve got her figured to go right to the boob punching, eye scratching and hair pulling. That Georgia hick Greene won’t know what hit her. It should be over in the first round.”
Boebert and Taylor Greene squared off recently on the floor of the United States House of Representatives. The two women were arguing over dueling impeachment resolutions they were filing against President Joe Biden. Taylor Greene was overheard calling fellow GOP House Representative Lauren Boebert a, “little bitch.” Boebert responded by calling Taylor Greene, “fat” and ” horse-faced,” and a “plagerer'” in an apparent attempt to use the term “plageraizer.”
This outburst between the two prompted Speaker Kevin McCarthy to pound his gavel numerous times – insiders say he’s been practicing at home for hours a day – and then directing his comments to Boebert and Taylor Greene, he said, “You two can work this out and scrap right here. Right in the pit of the House Chamber”.
McCarthy then officially approved the first fight on the house floor since 1807, when Jedidiah Harvey Smith-Federalist NH and Elmer Chester Herman-Whig VT squared off in a battle of fist de cuffs over funding for a wagon trail.
When interviewed outside the chamber McCarthy said he would be arriving early for a front row seat on the big night coming soon. He concluded his remarks saying, “This is going to be the biggest thing to ever come to CSPAN.”