Facebook To Launch New App, ToyTake, Aimed At Highly Profitable Toddler Market
Facebook today announced the launching of its new social media app ToyTake. ToyTake is a real-time social media forum which allows for its…
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Florida And Texas Governors Along With Supporters Change Position – Agree To Wear Masks
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, Texas Governor Greg Abbot and their many supporters have changed their positions on masking and masking mandates. “Finally a…
MSNBC Morning Joe Host Joe Scarborough Considers Closing Up Shop Over Lack of Trump-worthy Villain to Rant About
For the last week popular morning news anchor Joe Scarborough has been notably absent from the MSNBC flagship news program Morning Joe. Sources…
California Bans Negative Thinking
In a press conference today California State Attorney General Rob Bonta announced an immediate ban on negative thinking. A smiling Bonta stated, “Once…
CEO of DeathStar Holdings, Inc. Speaks Out on GME and AMC – “We Will Crush Them”
In an exclusive Leuterers interview J.P. Palpatine III, the CEO of Wall Street’s most notorious hedge fund, DeathStar Holdings, Inc. said, “Listen here,…
Cruz Claims it Was Evil Twin Todd Cruz Who Supported Trump
Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) announced today he had just broken free from the basement in his Crawford, Texas home. In an exclusive Leuterers…
Trump Responds to Mob Attack on Capitol – “It Wasn’t Me, It Was Don Jr.”
Outgoing President Trump today responded to yesterday’s mob attack on the nation’s Capitol Building perpetrated by those who attended his speaking event just…
Ted Cruz Poised to Overtake Mitch McConnell as Second Most Despised Man in America
Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) today made clear his intention to challenge fellow Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) for the role of Second Most Despised…
Sidney Powell Releases Kraken – Fashion World Cringes As Unprepared Reporters Turned To Stone
Earlier today noted conspiracy theorist Sidney Powell, along with her recently pardoned service parrot Michael Flynn, fulfilled her promise to Trump supporters to…