Vladimir Putin to Confer Highest Civilian Award upon Trump and McConnell
Russian President-For-Life Vladimir Putin today announced he would award The Hero of the Russian Federation medal to outgoing President Trump and Senate Majority…
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Trump Fires Back on Lack of Covid-19 Response
Outgoing President Trump today fired back at the “Lamestream Deep State Failing News Media” which he claimed is continuing to “victimize” him by…
Surgeon General Issues Warning – Trump Tweets Increase Moronic Thinking
Vice Admiral Jerome M. Adams, the United States Surgeon General has issued the following health warning effective immediately: “Trump Tweets Increase Moronic Thinking.”…
Census Numbers Released –Reveal Increase of Morons
The US Census today released preliminary totals which show a dramatic rise in the number of morons among the US Citizenry. Sidney Kuputnik,…
Late Season Rally Pushes Trump Ahead of McEnany in Lie Count
With the end of the 2016 – 2020 Political Season looming President Trump is warding off a strong push by challenger Press Secretary…
Bezos Admits Finkelstein Award Loss – Continues to Claim Election Rigged
Whole Foods majority shareholder Jeff Bezos has admitted defeat in the recent vote for the Finkelstein Award which was won this term by…
McEnany Lie Count on Track To Catch Trump
With the end of the 2020/2021 Political Season looming, Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany is upping her game to catch up with her boss…
Poll Reveals Dems Favor Election Recounts – Can’t Wait To See Trump Lose Again
Recent Leuterers/ACME Polling results show Democratic voters overwhelmingly support election recounts. Leuterers/ACME Polling utilizes the revolutionary and proprietary © SuperDuperAccuratePollingProcedure developed by legendary…
DNC Chair Shares Thoughts on Trump Voters
In an exclusive Leuterers interview Democratic National Committee Chairperson Miles Abernathy III shared his thoughts on the 72 million Americans who voted for…