Trump Fires Back on Lack of Covid-19 Response

Outgoing President Trump today fired back at the “Lamestream Deep State Failing News Media” which he claimed is continuing to “victimize” him by promoting an alleged conspiracy theory which puts forth that the White House Covid-19 Task Force has done nothing for months.

Trump said in an exclusive Leuterers interview, “Now they’re saying the White House Covid-19 Task Force is doing nothing to address the pandemic. First of all that’s Mike’s thing (referring to Task Force Leader outgoing Vice President Mike Pence). Secondly I helped Mike out by showing the country way back in March a document which had color printing on both sides. You know what I’m saying, right? Both sides of the paper, both sides were printed and were printed in color. There was a graph too and a map of the country. In color. And big fonts and little fonts. That was no easy printing job, let me tell you.”

When asked what the Task Force had done since the duplex color printing job, the outgoing president said, “Weinhard, that was a terrible question. You’re a terrible reporter writing for the failing Leuterers News Service. Fake News! Fake News!”