Vice Admiral Jerome M. Adams, the United States Surgeon General has issued the following health warning effective immediately: “Trump Tweets Increase Moronic Thinking.”
In a press conference this morning Vice Admiral Adams stated, “Four years of exhaustive study and recently released Census 2020 numbers data shows overwhelmingly outgoing President Trump’s tweets increase moronic thinking and in fact dramatically increase the likelihood of merely stupid people becoming total and complete morons.”
The Vice Admiral continued with, “From this point onward a large and prominent digital warning label will be attached to all of outgoing President Trump’s tweets and will run as a banner on all video broadcasts of him speaking. We at the Surgeon General’s Office hope this warning will help inform the American people of the very real cognitive dissonance dangers of listening to anything the outgoing president says, and that it will serve as a means to protect children from the highly addictive pattern of idiotic thinking caused by listening to anything the outgoing president says.”