Biden to Wear Shock Collar When Addressing Public
President-Elect Joe Biden has agreed to heed his aides’ advice and will begin wearing a shock collar whenever addressing the American public. The…
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Americans Doubling Down on Dumbness – Traveling for Holidays
Holiday travel is occurring at greater than expected levels despite warnings from health professionals, with over a million people a day crowding airports…
McConnell Admits to Being Branded with Trump/McEnany Logo
In an exclusive Leuterers interview Senate Majority Mitch McConnell admitted to willingly being branded on his right buttock with a logo designed by…
G-20 Leaders Vote To Fund Trump Wall and Dome to Keep America’s Far Too Many Morons Contained
Leaders at the Group of 20 Nations Summit meeting yesterday voted unanimously, 19-0, to fund the “Trump Wall” though with a modification that…
Trump to Offer Deal – Will Concede if the Term “Loser” is Struck From English Lexicon
An aide close to President Trump has revealed the election losing outgoing president is ready to offer a concession deal. The aide, speaking…
Trump Absurdities Imperiling Satire Industry
Sarah Silverman, spokesperson for the Satirists Union Local 277 stated today in a press conference that “Outgoing President Trump’s continued absurd behavior is…
Latest Trump/Giuliani Lawsuit – 1919 Chicago White Sox Behind the 2020 Election Fix
Election loser and outgoing President Trump – through his attorney Rudy Giuliani – will file yet another lawsuit alleging fraud in the recent…
GSA Head Emily Murphy Defends Stance on Ignoring Election Results
In an exclusive Leuterers interview Emily Murphy, who heads the General Services Administration, has defended her position of not recognizing President-Elect Biden’s clear…
Local Man Begins Social Media Fast, Experiences Happiness
Alfred Zimmerman, an advertising executive in Redmond, Washington began a social media fast a week ago and is currently experiencing happiness along with…