Trump Files Lawsuit Against Hillary Clinton, The DNC, 81 Million Americans Who Voted For Biden

Ex-President Donald Trump has filed a sweeping  lawsuit against Hillary Clinton, The DNC, and all Americans who voted for Biden. The lawsuit also lists as defendants… “any and all who ever posted mean things about President Trump on Twitter in addition to all persons involved in the production of Saturday Night Live. The lawsuit also states, “Donald Trump is not a loser or a big cry baby and upon our certain victory in the courts every defendant listed will be required to sign a notarized affidavit asserting such.”

The lawsuit goes on to claim compensatory damages for “grave emotional torment” and seeks, “the sum of $1000.00 from every American who hurt the Plaintiff’s feelings by voting for fake President Biden.”

The lead attorney filing on Trump’s behalf is Sydney Smartz. A spokesperson for the Sydney Smartz Law firm located in the Four Seasons Landscaping Building stated, “Eighty one billion baby. Do the math. Eighty one billion. We gonna be rich, rich, rich.”