Trump Strapped For Cash Opens Lemonade Stand
A desperate Donald Trump is looking for ways to raise money. He’s taken to selling lemonade to people on White House tours. In…
Author: Ken Davies
Trump Forms Electoral Junior College
The president was up all night tweeting again. In one tweet he said, “I’ll form an Electoral Junior College. Transferring those credits to…
Governor Lifts Restrictions On Beaver Fans
Oregon Governor Kate Brown gave jubilant Beaver fans the green light to party tonight. She released the following statement “Fu*# it, if Beaver…
Biden Pledges Support For Upper and Lower Volta
In a tense moment during a press conference today President-Elect Joe Biden had to ad lib when his teleprompter failed. Biden stared at…
Trump to Concede Says “Tiny Desk Is For Losers”
Donald Trump plans to spend the remaining days of his presidency sitting behind, “the tiny loser desk.” In an exclusive Leuterers interview the…
Randy Quaid Supports Trump Second Term
Seeming disoriented, confused, and obviously zonked on reds, actor Randy Quaid released a bizarre video on Tuesday. Quaid is lit with a strobe…
Oregon Governor Encourages Duck Fans To Turn In Beaver Fans
Oregon Governor Kate Brown introduced her new “Rat on a Beaver” program. The program is designed to help prosecute people for having large…
Trump Seeks Pardon From Turkey
President Donald Trump is seeking legal relief from the most unlikely of sources, Tom, the White House Turkey. The embattled president issued a…
“Stop Calling it a Shit Show,” Says Angry Sewer Joe
Sewer Department Director Sewer Joe lashed out at the media today in a hastily called press conference. Joe read from a prepared statement…