Lindsey Graham Skins Knee Jumping Off Trump Bandwagon
South Carolina Republican Senator Lindsey Graham was injured Friday and went to the Nurse’s Office for treatment. Nurse Betty Jarvis, a thirty two…
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Pigeons Carrying Biden Ballots Spotted in Pennsylvania on Election Day
Pennsylvania man Todd Barker reported seeing carrier pigeons flying through a secret door at a polling warehouse in Philadelphia on Election Day. Barker…
Man Changes His Mind After Reading Social Media Post
Sixty three year old Ed Nelson of North Bend, Washington is the first reported person to have changed their mind after reading a…
Trump Gets Ice Cream for Breakfast
In an effort to cheer up their distraught father the Trump kids are brainstorming ideas. Don Jr. summed it up this way, “Dad…
Trump to Steve Schmidt-“I know you are but what am I?”
In a recent rant about Trump, Lincoln Project co-founder and regular MSNBC contributor Steve Schmitt said, “Donald Trump has been the worst president…
Giuliani Renews Lease Under Giant Rock
Second String Attorney General Rudy Giuliani is going back to live under the rock he crawled out from four years ago. In an…
McEnany Injured Jumping Off Trump Bandwagon
White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany suffered various injuries while trying to put distance between herself and her defrocked boss. McEnany has miscellaneous…
Trump to Replace Jefferson On Mt Rushmore
At two minutes after midnight Trump signed an executive order giving the Interior Department authorization to remove Thomas Jefferson from Mt. Rushmore. In…
Electoral Map Reveals Close Race
“It’s too close to call,” said Sally Bradshaw, chief chart reader for Chart Readers and Associates LLC PLC FCC FDA. Bradshaw continued, “When…