Trump Strapped For Cash Opens Lemonade Stand

A desperate Donald Trump is looking for ways to raise money. He’s taken to selling lemonade to people on White House tours. In an exclusive Leuterers interview Trump said “Most kids selling lemonade only give you a six ounce pour. Not me. My lemonade glasses are large, very hugely large. You buy lemonade from Trump you get like twelve ounces.”

Trump elaborated on his dilemma “I donated all my salary to charity. Now I’m strapped for cash. Help a guy out. Buy some lemonade.”