McEnany Injured Jumping Off Trump Bandwagon
White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany suffered various injuries while trying to put distance between herself and her defrocked boss. McEnany has miscellaneous…
Author: Ken Davies
Trump to Replace Jefferson On Mt Rushmore
At two minutes after midnight Trump signed an executive order giving the Interior Department authorization to remove Thomas Jefferson from Mt. Rushmore. In…
Electoral Map Reveals Close Race
“It’s too close to call,” said Sally Bradshaw, chief chart reader for Chart Readers and Associates LLC PLC FCC FDA. Bradshaw continued, “When…
Whether Re-elected or Not Trump Vows to Raze Mt. Rushmore and Erect Statue of Himself
President Trump today stated regardless of the election outcome he would dynamite Mt. Rushmore to make way for his proposed statue of himself….
Ozzy Buffett Announces Benefit Concert
Local tribute musician Todd Barker, aka Ozzy Buffett announced he’ll be doing an online benefit concert. Speaking in a barely intelligible English accent…
Trump Discovers Water on the Moon. Sells Rights to Nestle.
President Donald Trump has claimed his space agency, NASA, has discovered water on the moon. In a statement Trump said, “Oh they found…
Citizens Prevent Disaster on Texas Roadway
A group of concerned citizens joined together Saturday to pull over a Joe Biden bus headed to a Joe Biden rally. Apparently there…
Don McLean Reveals He Was Drunk When Writing American Pie
In a recent interview songwriter Don McLean confessed to a Leuterers reporter he was drunk when he wrote his best selling hit song,…
New York Jets Disbanded
After a dismal 0-7 start the Jets ownership, players, and fans have decided to fold the team. The team released the following statement…