Local Guru Proclaims, “Damn, I Hate Trump”
Steve Ghandi, leader of the Left Coast Positive Thinking Movement recently proclaimed his disgust for the embattled outgoing chief executive, Donald Trump. This…
Author: Ken Davies
“What’s Worse Than Having Covid-19? Having Donald Trump as a Dad,” Says Don Jr.
Donald Trump Jr. today scoffed when asked by a Leuterers reporter about his positive test for Covid-19. Don Jr. said, “It’s no big…
“Stop Calling It A Clown Show” Clown Union President Urges
Clowns across the country are angry and have begun to speak out. The president of the International Brotherhood of Clowns, Carnival Ride Operators,…
Rudy Blows a Head Gasket
The one time mayor of New York City held a news conference where he blamed Germany, Venezuela, the 1969 Baltimore Colts, and singer…
Man With Large Turkey Arrested Charged with “Intent To Host”
Bellevue, Washington police detectives arrested local hedge fund manager Ted Jensen earlier today as he walked to his car after exiting a local…
Pence Reveals Plan for Covid-19 Vaccine Distribution
In an exclusive Leuterers interview Covid-19 Task Force Leader Vice President Mike Pence outlined the federal government’s plan for Covid-19 vaccine distribution. Pence…
Nostradamus, “2020 Is Going To Suck”
Sixteenth Century Seer Nostradamus said the year 2020 would indeed be rocky. Scrolls which were recently unearthed predicted, “A great scourge will infect…
Bannon Raising Money to Build Wall to Contain Cat
Steve Bannon is soliciting money from investors to build yet another wall. He says he needs one million dollars to build a wall…
Trump Considers Rebranding Says Close Aide
An aide close to outgoing President Trump told a Leuterers reporter Trump is actively considering re-branding himself. The aide said, “He wants to…