Trump Forms Electoral Junior College

The president was up all night tweeting again. In one tweet he said, “I’ll form an Electoral Junior College. Transferring those credits to the Big Electoral College. BIG ELECTORAL WIN COMING!!!! Biggest ever! Biggest, hugest win ever.”

Trumps Twitter storm continued, “Really liked Electoral Junior College. Took Understanding Rock Music 101. Figured out the meaning of American Pie, Dark Side of the Moon, and HORSE WITH NO NAME!!!!!!”