White House Plans to Ship Marjorie Taylor Greene To Texas

Texas Governor Greg Abbott has canceled his plans to begin transporting illegal immigrants to the steps of the Capitol Building in Washington, D.C. The White House had earlier stated if Governor Abbott proceeded it would ship Marjorie Taylor Greene to Texas in response.

Governor Abbott said in a tweet, “I have to hand it to Sleepy Joe. Called my bluff. I never would have figured he’d play his cards like that. Marjorie Taylor Greene, Whewee! That’s too high a price to pay! That woman’s plumb crazy!”

In a following tweet Governor Abbott wished to “…dispel rumors I think of her as a loud mouthed horse-faced woman. I had said mule-faced. Not horse. Mule. Big difference.”