A source close to Rudy Giuliani has told a Leuterers reporter Trump University has formed what it is referring to as its “Real Electoral College”. The aide said, “Rudy will be making the electoral college announcement tomorrow at a press conference. Trump University’s ‘Real Electoral College’ will be appointing its own ‘Real Electors’ to vote on December 13th, one day before the Electors from the ‘Rigged Electoral College’ officially cast their ballots for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.”
When asked for the press conference location the aide said, “We’re looking now at the parking lot where the old Straw Hat Pizza off Route 3 used to be. That was before it went out of business, was vacant for five years and then became a meth-lab, exploded, and burned to the ground. There may still be some broken glass and debris lying around so bring sturdy footwear.”