Leuterers Political Desk, Washington D.C.
In a recently released ACME/Leuterers Poll twice impeached and twice indicted former president Donald Trump is shown to be retaining strong support among American Imbeciles though his hold on American Morons may be slipping.
The ACME/Leuterers Poll, long considered to be the benchmark of American polling, recently queried 1000 morons and 1000 imbeciles. Trump’s previous near 99.8% support among morons has decreased to 75% – ACME/Leuterers Poll experts consider this to be primarily due to a siphoning off of moron support to GOP Presidential Nominee hopefuls Ron Desantis, Nikki Haley, and others.
Among imbeciles however, Trump continues to hold overwhelmingly strong support and within that key voter base grouping, may continue to accurately boast of the highest ratings of all time.