Leuterers Entertainment Desk, Los Angeles, CA
Netflix public relations spokesperson, Tanya-Monique MacPherson-Goldberg today announced Netflix would immediately begin airing its first season of what she referred to as a “Kardashian crusher of a reality show. Think of it as the Bachelor meets Survivor meets Veep without any clever writing to bore people.”
Said MacPherson-Goldberg, “The show will follow the real live drama of the United States House of Representatives in their search for a new speaker.
“Desperately Seeking Speaker has already been ranked on our website as the number one show in America, and we haven’t yet aired an episode. That’s how good it is. We’ll have camera crews following and interacting with all the House movers and shakers, in front of and behind the scenes. From Lauren Boebert and her Tinder dates to the Pillow Guy, to MTG, to Matt Gaetz, and to Kevin McCarthy, currently residing at the Ojai Rehabilitation Facility for the Treatment of Severe to Extreme Emasculation, we’ll be following and airing all the action to you live 24/7 so you can be closer to American government in action than you ever thought possible.”