Election loser and outgoing President Trump – through his attorney Rudy Giuliani – will file yet another lawsuit alleging fraud in the recent Presidential Election in federal court on Monday.
A source close to the losing Trump Campaign told a Leuterers reporter, “They’re pulling out all the stops now. They’re going to claim the 1919 Chicago White Sox who threw the World Series also plotted and planned election fraud which would take place 101 years in the future.”
When asked what possible connection might baseball players of a century ago have with political machinations 101 years in the future the source said, “Mayor Richard Daley was 17 at the time, in 1919, and was known to have had a close relationship with Shoeless Joe Jackson as his personal bat and ball boy. For Trump and Giuliani that alone is enough to allege the conspiracy.”
When asked what was behind the Mayor Daley connection the source responded, “President Trump long idolized Mayor Daley because of his openly corrupt means and his strong-arm methods. He tried to set up meetings with him in the early 1970’s but Daley was always ‘too busy’ to meet with him referring to Trump as ‘a goofy looking New York pinko commie immigrant’. Trump has been itching for decades to get back at Daley, even though he’s been dead for 44 years, and this is his chance.”
When asked if Trump was in any way concerned about the damage to the nation the assuaging of his ego was causing the aide could not answer the question due to a fit of uncontained hysterical laughter.