Former Secretary of State and 2016 Democratic Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton has proposed to President-Elect Joe Biden a shared Presidency.
In a prepared statement given at a press conference held at the Waldorf Astoria in Midtown Manhattan ( Not the Waldorf Salad Works Co-Packing facility in the Bronx at Hunts Point ) Secretary Clinton said the following:
“It’s a good deal. I paved the way for both of them. And I won the 2016 election, we all know that, so this is only fair. I take the Presidency during the week and Joe can have it on the weekends. Vice President-Elect what’s-her-name can do her thing with Bernie and The Squad and whomever as long as they stay out of the West Wing.
“In closing I will admit I am a bit miffed that neither Joe nor Pamela Ferris has bothered to call me and congratulate me on our victory. But I’m used to being a punching bag for the many who are my intellectual inferiors.”
When asked by a Leuterers reporter if Secretary Clinton meant Kamala Harris when she said “Pamela Ferris,” Clinton replied, “Pamela, Kamala, Harris, Ferris Bueller, what’s the difference, without me she’d be just another female senator from California going nowhere.”