The recently expired eviction moratorium is spelling bad news for the Trump family of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, D.C.
Candi Nokkers, a Trump Family spokesperson, stated to a Leuterers reporter, “President Trump is very unhappy with Senator McConnell’s refusal to strike a stimulus deal with the House. Speaker Pelosi worked hard to create a deal and then compromised on that deal at the request of Mark Meadows and Steve Mnuchin. Both the House’s original deal and the compromise included eviction protections. Now the Trumps, having lost a rigged election have also lost their squatter’s rights.”
In a recent Tweet on the matter, President Trump stated, “McConnell screwed the pooch on that deal. I never liked him. He’s got a weird fat neck that hangs over his shirt collars. And his wife is from CHIIIIIIIINA!!! Someone should look into that!!!”
Editor’s Note: President Trump apparently is unaware Senator McConnell’s wife, Elaine Chao, serves in his cabinet as Secretary of Transportation and served as Secretary of Labor under President George W. Bush from 2001 to 2009.