Earlier today President Trump praised Idaho’s 12 year old Hailey McNealy for pre-emptively sending a volley of russet potatoes across the border into neighboring Washington State. Trump said, “Hailey is a hero. She’s clearly defending my victory against the marauding Antifa gangs in Liberal Washington State who are threatening America with their socialist agenda.”
When reached for comment Hailey said, “Me and my friends Tyler, Ella, Conner and Skylar have had enough of the Left Wing Radicals of Washington State. They want to take away our potato guns, make us eat vegetables, do our homework and be in bed by 9 o’clock.”