Giuliani to Crawl Back Under Rock From Which he Emerged
Trump lead stooge Rudy Giuliani will soon be retreating to his hideout located underneath a giant rock. The rock is located in a…
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Trump Responds to Mob Attack on Capitol – “It Wasn’t Me, It Was Don Jr.”
Outgoing President Trump today responded to yesterday’s mob attack on the nation’s Capitol Building perpetrated by those who attended his speaking event just…
Trump Claims “It Was A Phony Phone Call”
On Sunday Donald Trump claimed his phone call to Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger was a big prank. In an exclusive Leuterers…
Ted Cruz Poised to Overtake Mitch McConnell as Second Most Despised Man in America
Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) today made clear his intention to challenge fellow Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) for the role of Second Most Despised…
Trump Pardons Ivan The Terrible
Earlier today President Trump released yet another wave of pardons which included the first Russian Tsar Ivan IV Vasilyevich who is better known…
Biden Receives Vaccine – Has Meeting With Pony
A cloud of doubt hangs over the potential side effects of the Pfizer Covid-19 vaccine. President-Elect Joe Biden was seen meeting with a…
God Calls On Trump – It’s Time To Concede
After seeing His name tossed around on pro-Trump Twitter threads a frustrated God has finally decided to take action. In an exclusive Leuterers…
Sidney Powell Releases Kraken – Fashion World Cringes As Unprepared Reporters Turned To Stone
Earlier today noted conspiracy theorist Sidney Powell, along with her recently pardoned service parrot Michael Flynn, fulfilled her promise to Trump supporters to…
Woman Receives Moderna Vaccine – Takes up the Violin
A woman who received the Moderna Covid-19 vaccine discovered she could play a mean violin. In an exclusive Leuterers interview she said, “The…