Detroit Lions Sold-Plan To Relocate To Sultan, Washington
The Detroit Lions (0-8) have been sold to a nail salon owner in the small Pacific Northwest town of Sultan, Washington. The team…
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Trump Invites Himself To World Series – Claims Mexico Is Paying For His Hot Dogs
Major League Baseball refuted former president Donald Trump’s claim he was invited to a recent World Series game in Atlanta. The commissioner released…
President Biden Gets Lost In Corn Maze
President Biden gave the world a scare after getting lost in what he thought was a corn maze. Biden wandered away from an…
Clown Union President Threatens 2024 Presidential Run
Clown union president Joe “Curly” Elliot announced he is considering a run for the White House in 2024. Speaking live on MSNBC’s Morning…
Trump Calls Dalai Lama “Bald, Little Loser”
During a MAGA,A (Make America Great Again, Again) rally yesterday Donald Trump responded to the story we reported recently regarding the possibility of a…
DNC In Talks With Dalai Lama To Head 2024 Ticket Against Trump
In a press conference earlier today Democratic National Committee Spokesperson Shanika Devon Bernstein-Gomez announced the beginning of talks with the Dalai Lama. Bernstein-Gomez…
F. Lee Bailey To Represent Steve Bannon – Will Plead Innocent By Reason Of Being A Moron
Disgraced and disbarred former attorney F. Lee Bailey, who represented Patty Hearst and moronic murderer O.J. Simpson, will be representing Steve Bannon in…
McConnell Promises To Talk Faster
Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell today announced he will unveil a new sound . In an exclusive Leuterers interview McConnell said, “Starting tomorrow I promise…
Facebook To Launch New App, ToyTake, Aimed At Highly Profitable Toddler Market
Facebook today announced the launching of its new social media app ToyTake. ToyTake is a real-time social media forum which allows for its…