James Woods Reveals Dating Formula – Half Your Age Minus 5
74 year old James Woods took a break from helping his 32 year old girlfriend study for her Starbucks barista certification to talk…
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DeSantis Clarifies Florida’s ‘Don’t Say Gay’ Bill – Says, “Still OK To Say Fag, Homo, And Fairy”
In a press conference earlier today Florida Governor Ron DeSantis sought to clarify the State’s ‘Don’t Say Gay’ bill. Said DeSantis, “Now listen…
McConnell Promises To Talk Faster
Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell today announced he will unveil a new sound . In an exclusive Leuterers interview McConnell said, “Starting tomorrow I promise…
Jeff Bezos Blamed For Seattle Area Heat Wave
Seattle man Ted Johnson has assigned blame to Amazon overlord Jeff Bezos for the recent heat wave. When contacted by Leuterers for comment…