Trump Calls Dalai Lama “Bald, Little Loser”

During a MAGA,A (Make America Great Again, Again) rally yesterday Donald Trump responded to the story we reported recently regarding the possibility of a DNC led Dalai Lama run for President on the Democratic ticket in 2024.

Trump said, “So the Democrats have their Dalai Lama. Ohhhh, the Dalia Lama. I’ll crush that guy in 2024. That Dalai Lama is a failed guru, working for a failing religion. A Guru religion. Ohhhh. Gurus. All those Gurus are the same. They parade around Times Square in their robes, selling candles. Losers, all of them are losers. The Dalai Lama included.”

Trump continued, “He’ll fit in real well with the do-nothing, snowflake, feel good Democrats. He preaches all that Universal love nonsense. All that positive thinking stuff is a bunch of garbage. None of it ever works. I’ve talked to those gurus, they’re all losers. He’ll fill the liberals’ heads with visions of peace on Earth, and peace for mankind. He’ll say let’s all hold hands and sing Blowing in the Wind.  That stuff never works. You know that, everyone knows that. You know, they tell me people love Trump because Trump is tough. Trump doesn’t pussy foot around. Just let that Dalai Lama try to organize some kind of meditation levitation march. If he does I’ll unleash the military on him and his hippie Antifa friends with their radical liberal socialist agendas.”

Trump finished his rambling three hour rant to the roar of 117 supporters by saying, “When the levitating starts, the devastating starts.”