Putin Calls On Secret Navy Attack Squad
Reeling from recent naval losses Russian dictator Vladimir Putin announced he’s bringing in a special tactical attack team. In a statement Putin said,…
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VR Developers Offer Putin Virtual World To Attack And Destroy
Leuterers Business Desk, Palo Alto, CA: Leading virtual reality developers from Meta, Google, VironIT, Unity, and others have joined together to create a…
Farmer’s Luxury Yacht Gets Stuck
Produce grower Ted Sorenson’s life literally ran amuck last Saturday. Sorenson was on the phone, complaining to a distributor about the FOB price…
Five Old White Guys Diversify Board By Adding Younger Old White Guy
Leuterers Business Desk: The board members of Fortune 500 Companies met yesterday evening to discuss progress in the diversification of personnel in executive…
Finland PM Wants To Join NATO – Needs To Ask Mom For Permission
Helsinki, Finland: Sanna Marin, Prime Minister of Finland and the youngest prime minister in the world has expressed a desire for her country…
Vashon’s Last Hippies Sell Shack And Leave Island
Vashon Island’s last hippies have sold their shack to yuppies and will be leaving the island for good. Fountain and Rainbow have lived…
Putin Signs Law Criminalizing Happiness In Russia
The Kremlin, Moscow: Earlier today Russian President For Life, Vladimir Putin signed into law new provisions into his pre-existing Anti-Smiling laws. Kremlin spokesperson…
Jesus Christ Announces Bible 2.0 Project – Christianity Futures Soar
Leuterers Business Desk: In an annual shareholder meeting earlier today Jesus Christ announced a project to create an updated version of The Bible….
Americans Tired Of War In Ukraine – Ready To Move On
Leuterers News Service has learned Americans have grown weary of the war in Ukraine and are ready to move on. Bob Smith, a…