Putin Calls On Secret Navy Attack Squad

Reeling from recent naval losses Russian dictator Vladimir Putin announced he’s bringing in a special tactical attack team.

In a statement Putin said, “This McHale, he had many businesses. He is very resourceful. He’s always making deals and winning. This navy, this McHale’s navy never lose a single battle. He will fix our Russian navy.” Putin’s rambling statement continued, “Since 1990’s, when I get the cable, I watch this man on TV Land. He will fix my problem with Ukraine.”