In a press conference today President-Elect Joe Biden announced the creation of a new special envoy position within his administration, the Nail Trump Department. He named Hillary Clinton as the Chief Hammer of the department. Biden said, “I can think of no one better suited for this position than the only person on the planet who could have lost, and in fact did lose the 2016 election to Trump, Hillary Clinton.”
Secretary Clinton then addressed the press saying, “Well first of all Mr. President-Elect, I wouldn’t say I lost and secondly, yes, when it comes to hammering down on men you can’t find a better hammer than me. Just ask Bernie. Donald Trump, like a sixteen penny nail, you will be sunk. Hillary the Hammer is coming at you swinging.”