GSA Head Emily Murphy Defends Stance on Ignoring Election Results

In an exclusive Leuterers interview Emily Murphy,  who heads the General Services Administration, has defended her position of not recognizing President-Elect Biden’s clear and decisive victory over outgoing President Trump. Murphy said in between bites from a plate heaping with deep fried corndogs, “Yeah, use that picture of me. You know why? I’ll tell you why. That’s where I’m swearing the oath. The Trump oath, ya know?”

When asked exactly what the “Trump Oath” is Murphy answered but not before ordering an aide to “move your ass Bobby and get me another plate of corndogs.”

Murphy stated the “Trump Oath” is, “The oath we all take. All of us Trump appointees. We swear to do whatever he wants whenever he wants. That’s the Constitutional Oath, dummy.” Murphy then went on to say, “What kind of a lousy reporter are you anyway, Weinhard? You’re with that failing Leuterers News Service aren’t you? Fake news! Fake news!”

That final exchange concluded the interview with the exception of the head of the GSA demanding this reporter insert exclamation points into her admonitions of “Fake news!”