Farmer’s Luxury Yacht Gets Stuck
Produce grower Ted Sorenson’s life literally ran amuck last Saturday. Sorenson was on the phone, complaining to a distributor about the FOB price…
Produce grower Ted Sorenson’s life literally ran amuck last Saturday. Sorenson was on the phone, complaining to a distributor about the FOB price…
Vashon Island’s last hippies have sold their shack to yuppies and will be leaving the island for good. Fountain and Rainbow have lived…
J.Bob Willard and his family were visiting cousins in California and when out on a Sunday drive noticed a large amusement park. Said…
Will Smith recently cracked Marjorie Taylor Green a good one in an effort to rehabilitate his image in Hollywood. Hollywood responded by restoring…
Rodney Bland, a Pennsylvania pigeon enthusiast has come forward admitting his participation in the massive conspiracy which tilted the state’s 2020 Presidential election…
President Joe Biden recently took responsibility for the rising price of oil on world markets. Biden explained, “It’s the thing, up there, you…
A forty-two-year-old resident of Washington State, Manly Q. Boyley, blew by the traction tires required sign on Interstate 90, east of North Bend,…
Science, fatigued after a nearly two-year battle with the forces of stupidity, has reached the end of its rope. In a press conference…