Science Is Fed Up – Asks Reason For Help
Science, fatigued after a nearly two-year battle with the forces of stupidity, has reached the end of its rope. In a press conference…
Author: Ken Davies
Oregon Governor Brown Declares State of Emergency in Duck Nation
Following this evening’s soul crushing defeat of the 9-1 Oregon Ducks at the hands of the 7-3 Utah Utes, Oregon Governor Kate Brown declared…
Trump and Cruz Slam Big Bird Over Stance on Covid Vaccination – “He’s A Loser Bird From A Failing Kids Program”
Big Bird announced he had a sore wing and he was a little tired after receiving a Covid 19 vaccine shot. Donald Trump…
JFK, Jr. Apologizes To QAnon Supporters – “I Had To Cover A Shift At Church’s Chicken”
The hopes of hundreds of followers of the quack prophet Q were dashed on Tuesday when JFK Jr was a no show at…
Detroit Lions Sold-Plan To Relocate To Sultan, Washington
The Detroit Lions (0-8) have been sold to a nail salon owner in the small Pacific Northwest town of Sultan, Washington. The team…
Trump Invites Himself To World Series – Claims Mexico Is Paying For His Hot Dogs
Major League Baseball refuted former president Donald Trump’s claim he was invited to a recent World Series game in Atlanta. The commissioner released…
President Biden Gets Lost In Corn Maze
President Biden gave the world a scare after getting lost in what he thought was a corn maze. Biden wandered away from an…
Clown Union President Threatens 2024 Presidential Run
Clown union president Joe “Curly” Elliot announced he is considering a run for the White House in 2024. Speaking live on MSNBC’s Morning…
Trump Calls Dalai Lama “Bald, Little Loser”
During a MAGA,A (Make America Great Again, Again) rally yesterday Donald Trump responded to the story we reported recently regarding the possibility of a…