Cruz Proposes Banning Extreme Left Wing Math Book
Texas Senator Ted Cruz wants to ban a math book which is used in elementary schools across the country. Speaking before a crowd…
Author: Ken Davies
Trump Blames Buckner’s Error On Rigged Election
In one of his most preposterous allegations former President Donald Trump today claimed Boston Red Sox first baseman Bill Buckner, “Never would have…
Biden Claims Earth Is Flat Then Says, “Hey Man, It’s Round”
Speaking before a science class at Al Sharpton Middle School in Teaneck, New Jersey, President Joe Biden slipped up and told the kids…
DeSantis Says Mickey Mouse Is A Left Coast Liberal
In his continued assault on DisneyWorld, Florida’s Governor Ron DeSantis told Disney’s most beloved character to pack up and go back where he…
Fox News Darling Kayleigh McEnany Injured In Back Alley Cat Fight
Kayleigh McEnany was involved in an alley fight after bloviating about Jen Psaki on Fox News. An eyewitness to the tussle said Kayleigh…
Putin Calls On Secret Navy Attack Squad
Reeling from recent naval losses Russian dictator Vladimir Putin announced he’s bringing in a special tactical attack team. In a statement Putin said,…
Man Who Started Computer Company In His Garage Files Bankruptcy
Leuterers Local Business Desk: Local high tech entrepreneur Bradley Baker has decided to call it quits. Baker, who raised a few million dollars…
Farmer’s Luxury Yacht Gets Stuck
Produce grower Ted Sorenson’s life literally ran amuck last Saturday. Sorenson was on the phone, complaining to a distributor about the FOB price…
Vashon’s Last Hippies Sell Shack And Leave Island
Vashon Island’s last hippies have sold their shack to yuppies and will be leaving the island for good. Fountain and Rainbow have lived…