In his continued assault on DisneyWorld, Florida’s Governor Ron DeSantis told Disney’s most beloved character to pack up and go back where he came from .
Said DeSantis,”I’m calling that Left Coast elitist mouse out on the carpet. He can take his radical liberal agenda right the heck back to damn California.”
In response, Mickey Mouse issued the following statement, “I’m a mouse who is loved all over the world. I have made people happy for decades upon decades and brought smiles and laughter to millions of children. I love everyone. Except for this DeSantis character. He is a total dildo.”
Up next in this series, “DeSantis opens for hunting, Donald Duck’s Wetland Preserve.”