Oregon Governor Brown Declares State of Emergency in Duck Nation
Following this evening’s soul crushing defeat of the 9-1 Oregon Ducks at the hands of the 7-3 Utah Utes, Oregon Governor Kate Brown declared…
Following this evening’s soul crushing defeat of the 9-1 Oregon Ducks at the hands of the 7-3 Utah Utes, Oregon Governor Kate Brown declared…
Big Bird announced he had a sore wing and he was a little tired after receiving a Covid 19 vaccine shot. Donald Trump…
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The Detroit Lions (0-8) have been sold to a nail salon owner in the small Pacific Northwest town of Sultan, Washington. The team…
Major League Baseball refuted former president Donald Trump’s claim he was invited to a recent World Series game in Atlanta. The commissioner released…
President Biden gave the world a scare after getting lost in what he thought was a corn maze. Biden wandered away from an…
Clown union president Joe “Curly” Elliot announced he is considering a run for the White House in 2024. Speaking live on MSNBC’s Morning…
During a MAGA,A (Make America Great Again, Again) rally yesterday Donald Trump responded to the story we reported recently regarding the possibility of a…
Governor Kate Brown ordered Oregon Duck fans to shelter in place tonight saying, “Please don’t show your faces in public. You lost to…