Kentucky Family Discovers Amusement Park In Anaheim, CA
J.Bob Willard and his family were visiting cousins in California and when out on a Sunday drive noticed a large amusement park. Said…
Author: Ken Davies
Will Smith Slaps Marjorie Taylor Green
Will Smith recently cracked Marjorie Taylor Green a good one in an effort to rehabilitate his image in Hollywood. Hollywood responded by restoring…
Lone Presidential Election Conspirator Comes Forward
Rodney Bland, a Pennsylvania pigeon enthusiast has come forward admitting his participation in the massive conspiracy which tilted the state’s 2020 Presidential election…
Biden Takes Blame For High Gas Prices – “I Forgot My Password”
President Joe Biden recently took responsibility for the rising price of oil on world markets. Biden explained, “It’s the thing, up there, you…
Man Refuses To Use Snow Tires – Causes 236 Car Pile Up
A forty-two-year-old resident of Washington State, Manly Q. Boyley, blew by the traction tires required sign on Interstate 90, east of North Bend,…
Science Is Fed Up – Asks Reason For Help
Science, fatigued after a nearly two-year battle with the forces of stupidity, has reached the end of its rope. In a press conference…
Oregon Governor Brown Declares State of Emergency in Duck Nation
Following this evening’s soul crushing defeat of the 9-1 Oregon Ducks at the hands of the 7-3 Utah Utes, Oregon Governor Kate Brown declared…
Trump and Cruz Slam Big Bird Over Stance on Covid Vaccination – “He’s A Loser Bird From A Failing Kids Program”
Big Bird announced he had a sore wing and he was a little tired after receiving a Covid 19 vaccine shot. Donald Trump…