Leuterers Regional Desk, Redmond, WA The Redmond Heron, of the species Ardios Herodias/ Great Blue Heron, a long respected and very reclusive member…
Trump Endorses Ted Nugent For House Speaker Position
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C. Twice impeached, four-time felony indicted, court of law avowed rapist, conman, and fraudster, former President Trump has officially…
Netflix To Debut New Political Reality Show – ‘Desperately Seeking Speaker’
Leuterers Entertainment Desk, Los Angeles, CA Netflix public relations spokesperson, Tanya-Monique MacPherson-Goldberg today announced Netflix would immediately begin airing its first season of…
Justice Department Accidentally Indicts Democrat
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C. The Biden Justice Department has charged New Jersey senator Bob Menendez with three counts of bribery. A June…
Wall Street To Rebrand Iconic Bull As Non-Gender Affirming Steer
Leuterers Market Desk, New York, NY Wall Street announced today that it would be re-branding the iconic sculpture known as Charging Bull to…
Elon Musk Speaks Out On X Losses – “Who Cares? Tesla Shareholders Cover All The Costs”
Leuterers Business Desk, New York, NY In an X Spaces interview today with himself, Elon Musk asked himself the question, “How much is…
215 Pound Trump Shoots 67 – Betters Phil Mickelson By Seven Strokes
Donald Trump turned in a secret sauce smudged, Diet Coke smeared score card in a recent tournament at his Bedminster golf club in New…
Trump Addresses 14th Amendment, Section 3 – “Its Very Weak, Very Low Rated”
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C. Former President Donald Trump has released a statement regarding the increasingly discussed Section 3 of the Constitution’s 14th…
Trump Looks To Soften Image – Will Re-Brand To “Trumpy-The Friendly President”
Leuterers Politics Desk, Washington, D.C. The Trump 2024 Campaign chief spokesperson, Helga von Irenmahden – bearing a striking resemblance to Kimberly Guilfoyle –…
Cruz Sends Barbie Doll To Tijuana For Illegal Surgery
Senator Ted Cruz, speaking in front of a group of right wing extremists on the Capitol Steps in Washington said, “I don’t like…














