Leuterers National Desk, New York, NY In a surprising turn of events this morning, MSNBC host Joe Scarborough abruptly walked off the set…
Biden Announces Free Trauma Counseling Services For Tesla Bulls
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C. Moments ago, President Biden announced a free government service to help Tesla Bulls deal with the trauma surrounding…
Musk Announces New Features On The X App – “Ident-A-Jew” and “Ident-A-Lib”
Leuterers Business Desk – New York, NY Elon Musk today announced the addition of new features to the X social media app. Said…
Musk On X – “X Is Pleased To Announce A Site Moderation Partnership With TASS”
Leuterers Business Desk – New York, NY Elon Musk today announced a strategic partnership with Russian State-Run News Service TASS. Musk explained in…
Oregon Governor To Open Free Grief Counseling Clinics For Duck Fans After Devastating Loss To Washington
Leuterers Sports Desk, Seattle, WA In a press conference concluded moments ago, Oregon Governor Tina Kotek announced the following: “Today’s punishing, bruising, and…
Wall Street To Nix Charts From Daily Trading – Claims Retail Gains Damaging The Industry
Leuterers Financial Desk, New York, NY Wall Street Spokesperson Marena Delacroix Abernathy-Jones announced today that Wall Street will no longer supply real-time trading…
Santos Charged With Wire Fraud, Credit Card Fraud, Identity Theft, and Marketing Caged Chickens As Free Range
Embattled GOP representative George Devolder Santos, R-NY, faces mounting charges in a case brought against him by the Department of Justice. In a…
Scalise Wins GOP Speaker Nomination – Promises To Bypass Trump And Take His Orders Directly From Putin
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C Majority Leader Steve Scalise, R-LA, has been chosen by GOP lawmakers to be their nominee for the vacant…
Idaho Man Learns Of Jerry Garcia’s Death – 28 Years Later
An Idaho man who has no cell phone or internet connection recently learned of the death of Jerry Garcia. Gopher “Peace-Love” Feldman learned…
Trump Endorses Ted Nugent For House Speaker Position
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C. Twice impeached, four-time felony indicted, court of law avowed rapist, conman, and fraudster, former President Trump has officially…