Leuterers Business Desk, Austin, TX A spokesperson for Tesla today released a statement calling for the return of its shares of stock so…
Wall Street To Nix Charts From Daily Trading – Claims Retail Gains Damaging The Industry
Leuterers Financial Desk, New York, NY Wall Street Spokesperson Marena Delacroix Abernathy-Jones announced today that Wall Street will no longer supply real-time trading…
Santos Charged With Wire Fraud, Credit Card Fraud, Identity Theft, and Marketing Caged Chickens As Free Range
Embattled GOP representative George Devolder Santos, R-NY, faces mounting charges in a case brought against him by the Department of Justice. In a…
Scalise Wins GOP Speaker Nomination – Promises To Bypass Trump And Take His Orders Directly From Putin
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C Majority Leader Steve Scalise, R-LA, has been chosen by GOP lawmakers to be their nominee for the vacant…
Idaho Man Learns Of Jerry Garcia’s Death – 28 Years Later
An Idaho man who has no cell phone or internet connection recently learned of the death of Jerry Garcia. Gopher “Peace-Love” Feldman learned…
Trump Endorses Ted Nugent For House Speaker Position
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C. Twice impeached, four-time felony indicted, court of law avowed rapist, conman, and fraudster, former President Trump has officially…
Netflix To Debut New Political Reality Show – ‘Desperately Seeking Speaker’
Leuterers Entertainment Desk, Los Angeles, CA Netflix public relations spokesperson, Tanya-Monique MacPherson-Goldberg today announced Netflix would immediately begin airing its first season of…
Justice Department Accidentally Indicts Democrat
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C. The Biden Justice Department has charged New Jersey senator Bob Menendez with three counts of bribery. A June…
Wall Street To Rebrand Iconic Bull As Non-Gender Affirming Steer
Leuterers Market Desk, New York, NY Wall Street announced today that it would be re-branding the iconic sculpture known as Charging Bull to…
Elon Musk Speaks Out On X Losses – “Who Cares? Tesla Shareholders Cover All The Costs”
Leuterers Business Desk, New York, NY In an X Spaces interview today with himself, Elon Musk asked himself the question, “How much is…