Leuterers News Service, Business Desk, New York, NY Elon Musk, the embattled CEO of the Tesla Car Company, has reported on social media…
Musk Announces New Features On The X App – “Ident-A-Jew” and “Ident-A-Lib”
Leuterers Business Desk – New York, NY Elon Musk today announced the addition of new features to the X social media app. Said…
Musk On X – “X Is Pleased To Announce A Site Moderation Partnership With TASS”
Leuterers Business Desk – New York, NY Elon Musk today announced a strategic partnership with Russian State-Run News Service TASS. Musk explained in…
Oregon Governor To Open Free Grief Counseling Clinics For Duck Fans After Devastating Loss To Washington
Leuterers Sports Desk, Seattle, WA In a press conference concluded moments ago, Oregon Governor Tina Kotek announced the following: “Today’s punishing, bruising, and…
Wall Street To Nix Charts From Daily Trading – Claims Retail Gains Damaging The Industry
Leuterers Financial Desk, New York, NY Wall Street Spokesperson Marena Delacroix Abernathy-Jones announced today that Wall Street will no longer supply real-time trading…
Santos Charged With Wire Fraud, Credit Card Fraud, Identity Theft, and Marketing Caged Chickens As Free Range
Embattled GOP representative George Devolder Santos, R-NY, faces mounting charges in a case brought against him by the Department of Justice. In a…
Scalise Wins GOP Speaker Nomination – Promises To Bypass Trump And Take His Orders Directly From Putin
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C Majority Leader Steve Scalise, R-LA, has been chosen by GOP lawmakers to be their nominee for the vacant…
Idaho Man Learns Of Jerry Garcia’s Death – 28 Years Later
An Idaho man who has no cell phone or internet connection recently learned of the death of Jerry Garcia. Gopher “Peace-Love” Feldman learned…
Trump Endorses Ted Nugent For House Speaker Position
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C. Twice impeached, four-time felony indicted, court of law avowed rapist, conman, and fraudster, former President Trump has officially…
Netflix To Debut New Political Reality Show – ‘Desperately Seeking Speaker’
Leuterers Entertainment Desk, Los Angeles, CA Netflix public relations spokesperson, Tanya-Monique MacPherson-Goldberg today announced Netflix would immediately begin airing its first season of…