Leuterers Local Desk, Seattle, WA A zebra, demonstrating its cleverness, recently posted a picture of himself at Mailbox Peak, a renowned hiking spot…
Giuliani Wants $3 Million Refund Over Wisconsin Recount
Rudy Giuliani, the Trump 2020 Campaign lead attorney has asked Wisconsin’s Election Commission for a refund of its $3 million payment to hold…
Trump Strapped For Cash Opens Lemonade Stand
A desperate Donald Trump is looking for ways to raise money. He’s taken to selling lemonade to people on White House tours. In…
Trump Forms Electoral Junior College
The president was up all night tweeting again. In one tweet he said, “I’ll form an Electoral Junior College. Transferring those credits to…
Governor Lifts Restrictions On Beaver Fans
Oregon Governor Kate Brown gave jubilant Beaver fans the green light to party tonight. She released the following statement “Fu*# it, if Beaver…
Biden Pledges Support For Upper and Lower Volta
In a tense moment during a press conference today President-Elect Joe Biden had to ad lib when his teleprompter failed. Biden stared at…
Trump to Concede Says “Tiny Desk Is For Losers”
Donald Trump plans to spend the remaining days of his presidency sitting behind, “the tiny loser desk.” In an exclusive Leuterers interview the…
Trump University Forms “Real Electoral College”
A source close to Rudy Giuliani has told a Leuterers reporter Trump University has formed what it is referring to as its “Real…
Trump Pardons Boris and Natasha
Early today outgoing President Trump issued a pardon to Boris and Natasha, the sinister Russian characters in the early 1960’s cartoon program Rocky…
Randy Quaid Supports Trump Second Term
Seeming disoriented, confused, and obviously zonked on reds, actor Randy Quaid released a bizarre video on Tuesday. Quaid is lit with a strobe…