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Biden Names Hillary as Chief Hammer of Nail Trump Department
In a press conference today President-Elect Joe Biden announced the creation of a new special envoy position within his administration, the Nail Trump…
Biden to Wear Shock Collar When Addressing Public
President-Elect Joe Biden has agreed to heed his aides’ advice and will begin wearing a shock collar whenever addressing the American public. The…
Americans Doubling Down on Dumbness – Traveling for Holidays
Holiday travel is occurring at greater than expected levels despite warnings from health professionals, with over a million people a day crowding airports…
Oregon Governor Encourages Duck Fans To Turn In Beaver Fans
Oregon Governor Kate Brown introduced her new “Rat on a Beaver” program. The program is designed to help prosecute people for having large…
Trump Seeks Pardon From Turkey
President Donald Trump is seeking legal relief from the most unlikely of sources, Tom, the White House Turkey. The embattled president issued a…
McConnell Admits to Being Branded with Trump/McEnany Logo
In an exclusive Leuterers interview Senate Majority Mitch McConnell admitted to willingly being branded on his right buttock with a logo designed by…
G-20 Leaders Vote To Fund Trump Wall and Dome to Keep America’s Far Too Many Morons Contained
Leaders at the Group of 20 Nations Summit meeting yesterday voted unanimously, 19-0, to fund the “Trump Wall” though with a modification that…
“Stop Calling it a Shit Show,” Says Angry Sewer Joe
Sewer Department Director Sewer Joe lashed out at the media today in a hastily called press conference. Joe read from a prepared statement…