Donald Trump said he wasn’t affected in the slightest by his recent setback in the United States Supreme Court. In an exclusive Leuterers interview the embattled chief executive said, “I’ve talked to Santa. You know, and everyone knows Santa really likes me. The guy is a Republican through and through. And he loves Trump. Loves Trump a lot. He is busy this time of year, very busy with all the gifts and the wrapping and keeping the elves working. He’s not too busy to take a call from me. We talked for about an hour and I told him I wanted to stay in office. That is all I asked for this year. He is a big and powerful man, almost as powerful as me. After talking he assured me, he’s got this in the bag.”
Leuterers reporter Sid Talmedge asked Mr. Trump, “Do you really believe in Santa?” Trump became outraged and pointed his finger at Talmedge and said, “Of course I believe in Santa, so do my 74 million followers. You know they polled republicans in Congress and 100% of them believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny and Trump.” He concluded the interview by accusing Talmedge of being a tool of the LameStream Media. As Trump stormed away Talmedge heard him say, “Leuterers News Service? Another failing media empire. Failing bigly.”