Biden to Pack SCOTUS with The Squad and All Their Twitter Followers

“We’re going to the table with the idea of adding 2.4 million seats on the Supreme Court. All proposed nominees will be Twitter followers of members of The Squad,” Biden Transition Team aide Shawalika Ortega-Rosenberg told a Leuterers reporter.

When asked how she thought GOP leadership might react Ortega-Rosenberg said, “They’ll never go for it so they’ll have to settle with us packing the court with only four new seats occupied by The Squad. This of course will put us in the majority by a 7-6 favor. Then we should have no problem implementing our radical liberal socialist agenda.”