Mr. Ed Withdraws Marjorie Taylor Greene Endorsement
High profile talking horse, Mr. Ed, has withdrawn his endorsement of Marjorie Taylor Greene, the Congressional Representative from Georgia’s 14th District. In a…
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Seattle’s KOMO News To Step Up Its Game – Now Bringing On 6th Graders To Write And Edit Copy
Seattle media outlet KOMO News today announced a major shift in improving its online content. In a press release KOMO Vice President of…
Democrats Introduce ‘Don’t Say DeSantis’ Bill
Congressional Democrats today unveiled their ‘Don’t Say DeSantis’ bill. The legislation, if passed, would create a law requiring all citizens to immediately cease…
Worst Of Easter Rumors Prove True – Large Chocolate Bunnies Abused In Factory
For years rumors of terrible things occurring behind the scenes have cast a pall on one of children’s most treasured holidays, Easter. Tragically,…
VR Developers Offer Putin Virtual World To Attack And Destroy
Leuterers Business Desk, Palo Alto, CA: Leading virtual reality developers from Meta, Google, VironIT, Unity, and others have joined together to create a…
Five Old White Guys Diversify Board By Adding Younger Old White Guy
Leuterers Business Desk: The board members of Fortune 500 Companies met yesterday evening to discuss progress in the diversification of personnel in executive…
Finland PM Wants To Join NATO – Needs To Ask Mom For Permission
Helsinki, Finland: Sanna Marin, Prime Minister of Finland and the youngest prime minister in the world has expressed a desire for her country…
Putin Signs Law Criminalizing Happiness In Russia
The Kremlin, Moscow: Earlier today Russian President For Life, Vladimir Putin signed into law new provisions into his pre-existing Anti-Smiling laws. Kremlin spokesperson…
Jesus Christ Announces Bible 2.0 Project – Christianity Futures Soar
Leuterers Business Desk: In an annual shareholder meeting earlier today Jesus Christ announced a project to create an updated version of The Bible….