In an exclusive Leuterers interview Covid-19 Task Force Leader Vice President Mike Pence outlined the federal government’s plan for Covid-19 vaccine distribution. Pence spoke in generalities about the plan and when pressed for specific details by a Leuterers reporter, Pence made the following statement, “Our plan is sound and simple. I was thinking we could use the Mystery Machine and hire the Scooby Doo gang to deliver the vaccine to Walgreens across the country.”
When further pressed Pence said, “Those kids always solved the mystery. Every episode ended with them unmasking the old man at the haunted amusement park posing as a ghost. They’ve got that special magic in that van. That’s the kind of magic the president and I have always relied on with great success. And the American people can count on it too.”