DeSantis Seeks Indictment – Dumps Bottle of Soap In Fountain
Presidential hopeful Ron DeSantis was briefly detained in Des Moines, Iowa Tuesday by two security guards at the Jordan Creek Town Center shopping…
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Lauren Boebert Opens As Favorite In Scheduled Cage Fight With Marjorie Taylor Greene
Leuterers Sports Desk, Las Vegas, NV Las Vegas oddsmakers have opened the betting line at +140 for Lauren Boebert in her upcoming cat…
Trump Announces Summer Rally Tour Dates – Plans To Build Best “Wall of Sound”
Leuterers Political Desk, Washington, D.C. Standing in front of an array of scaffolding and speakers, Donald Trump announced a schedule of summer tour…
Classified Documents Found At Home Of Chester A. Arthur
Descendants of President Chester A. Arthur have discovered classified documents in an old trunk which belonged to the former president. The documents, discovered…
Santos’ Mother Dies A Third Time
George Santos, the embattled congressman elect from New York’s third district is mourning the loss of his mother. Santos announced his mother’s most…
Santos Speaks Out – “There’s A Big Difference Between Gay and Gay’ish.”
In a press conference earlier today embattled Republican House Elect candidate George Santos denied his earlier claims about being gay. Standing on the…
Cruz Proposes Banning Extreme Left Wing Math Book
Texas Senator Ted Cruz wants to ban a math book which is used in elementary schools across the country. Speaking before a crowd…
Trump Blames Buckner’s Error On Rigged Election
In one of his most preposterous allegations former President Donald Trump today claimed Boston Red Sox first baseman Bill Buckner, “Never would have…
Biden Claims Earth Is Flat Then Says, “Hey Man, It’s Round”
Speaking before a science class at Al Sharpton Middle School in Teaneck, New Jersey, President Joe Biden slipped up and told the kids…